cellini's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Just not with fucking Gandalf or whatever I'm really horny today so I've been writing extremely graphic craig's list type ads and just sending them to Trish (my wife). "29 y/o MWM iso MWF for anal sex, porn and a facial tonight. I can host. Must be 30 or over. Must be willing to take it in the ass HARD and long." Lately she has realized that, like, half of her friends on livejournal are looking to fuck her. All of them are nominally straight women. [Then there's also this one dude who fucking disgusts me. He looks to be in his late 40's and has a gross scraggly beard and is overweight. He's been making these letchy comments. I really don't even mind her flirting with or even fucking attractive people, but not this disgusting sack of shit. She doesn't particularly flirt back but he keeps making these comments that are more than a bit overboard. [Frankly, he would do well to google me. Because if he keeps this shit up I'm going to have to have 'a talk' with him. And really, while I am generally a very nice person, not jealous or prone to starting fights or resorting to violence, I am capable of immediately concluding any physical conflict in my favor. I mean, I'm armed to the teeth, a good shot with nearly any weapon and I have personal, recent experience in killing and disembowling mammals larger than myself (hunting). This should be scary to disgusting hairy men who are trying to fuck around with my wife, yes?] Anyway. Back to nice things. This whole list of her friends from around the world have been making these comments to her of increasing frankness which establish that they would like very much to have sex with her. I'm all in favor of this, naturally. Especially the Bolivian chick who is coming to the States soon. Mmmm. A couple of them apparently have crushes on me as well and have been stalking me on Facebook and such. Awww. How sweet. That kind of thing just makes me want to come all over their dear little faces. She posts a lot of hot pictures of herself and writes a lot of sex entries. So the reaction shouldn't be surprising. If you are a chick and you want to become an online sex demi-God with a small to medium group of devoted worshippers of various genders, start a blog or diary with lots of pics of yourself and accounts of interesting sex that you are having. It's just a matter of time before men and women alike are throwing themselves at you. I like reading her shit on her blog, especially since she doesn't really know I read it much. A lot of her more subtle humor comes across better in writing. It's like seeing a whole different, very attractive person whom I then want to put my cock inside of. We need to start having some 3-ways, dammit. Just not with fucking Gandalf or whatever. 2:55 p.m. - 2008-01-11 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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