cellini's Diaryland Diary

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This Here Phizzog

My cousin's fetus just died. She went in for her 12 week ultrasound and found out that the baby died at 10 weeks. She isn't miscarrying so she has to go in today for an 'extraction.' What a fucked-up night she must have had. Knowing that the baby inside her was dead.

All 3 siblings were expecting simultaneously. Both sisters and their brother's wife were all pregnant at the same time.

My wife's sister and her husband quietly declared last week that they aren't ever going to have children. Which strikes me as odd. Gretchen has always talked about wanting kids. For over 10 years I have heard this from her. I suspect that there is more to this story. Namely, the fact that her husband's brother shoots blanks and his wife had to be artificially inseminated with someone else's sperm. Supposedly there are several people in that family with such problems. My theory is that Adam either is shooting blanks or is worried that he is and he doesn't want the world to know. So this 'decision' becomes perfect cover.

Really, there was another way of solving this problem. I'd be more than happy to knock his wife up for him. I'm sure that I would only have to fuck her vigorously a dozen or so times in order to be absolutely sure that the job was done. And once she has a positive test, it would be a good idea to continue to fuck her a few times a week for the next month just in case. Sort of like finishing a course of antibiotics even after symptoms disappear.

Follow-up fucking on a twice annual basis would be a sound approach for the next few years afterwards. Just to keep an eye on things and make sure that there aren't any problems.

Last night I was fucking Trish and I pulled out just in time so I could come all over her face. Except that she moved really quick and stuffed my cock into her mouth, swallowing as I came. The problem was that the angle of my approach was not entirely conducive to sticking it in her mouth comfortably (for me). So this morning I looked down while I was in the shower and saw that I have these little, dark oval bruises on my cock. Oh well. Battle scars or whatever.

Yesterday evening I ordered porn. This is a first for me. I don't really have any porn. Trish is insistent that she wants some gay porn. So I ordered some gay porn for her and some straight porn for me and some bi porn to split the difference. Also a vibrating cock ring.

I've done all right with things generally. Considering that I was born wet and naked and screaming with nothing 29 years ago. Considering that I left my parents household with no money in my pocket, no trust fund, no allowance. Some old furniture and my books and a few guitars and that was about it. I possess real estate now, which is a marvelous thing. To OWN a piece of the Earth. Not just a square, really. More of a long, pointy triangular cross section extending down to the center of the planet where my land meets at the virtual head of a pin with the molecular razor-thin tips of every other parcel of property in the world. Does it also extend, radiantly outward through the atmosphere infinitely into the universe above me? Thousands of miles across at the edge of the solar system? Probably not. I would imagine that individual property rights must end somewhere before the edge of space.

I'll leave everyone with a bit of Sandburg that was dancing around in my head this morning.


Phizzog
By Carl Sandburg

This face you got,
This here phizzog you carry around,
You never picked it out for yourself, at all, at all � did you?
This here phizzog � somebody handed it to you � am I right?
Somebody said, �Here�s yours, now go and see what you can do with it.�
Somebody slipped it to you and it was like a package marked:
�No goods exchanged after being taken away� �
This face you got.



10:35 a.m. - 2007-12-13

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