cellini's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fondle My brewing supplies have arrived this morning via UPS. Hell yeah! Ok, no time to waste. If I start a batch tonight then it might well be ready to drink by New Year's Eve. I've got enough extra malt here to dash off a quick fermenting ale that won't need more than a week of bottle time to be perfectly drinkable. The Yellow Sn0w copy deserves more conditioning time than that. So I'll start that batch later. This is a 26 pound box of malt extract, whole malted grains and yeast. A terribly satisfying thing to get in the mail. I wish I could just ditch work to go home and start playing with it. Hmmm. You know. Well. I actually *could* do that. I've used less than half of my vacation days for the year and we're right in the middle of December. I have 10 unused days left on the table. Enough to technically justify not coming in to work for the rest of the year. Yeah. I'm going home early today. Maybe around 4pm. I'm entitled. I might do this every day for the rest of the month. Oh, look at this. Another package. FedEx came. It's the new lumbar support thingie for my Aeron chair. And I'm expecting still more packages tomorrow and the next day. It's like Christmas in December, I tell you. But wait, there's more. Jenny just told me this morning that she bought PORN for me and Trish. Jenny fucking rocks. I am all about watching some fucking porn already. We can only get a dial-up at home so internet porn has always been a non-option. We don't own any porn at all and have watched precious little in our lives. Enough already. We want porn. It says 'adult' on it. Well, we're adults now and we want the fucking porn. Ditto with sex toys. I mean, why not? Life is too short not to strap on a dildo harness above your real cock and fuck a woman in both holes at once. The eBay porn has not arrived yet and I'm not expecting it until probably the end of the week at best. Damn I just want to get up from my desk and go fondle the malt extract that is just sitting in it's box waiting for me. Huh. I just got invited to a party on Saturday night. Crap. We are already going out on Sunday night and have babysitting arranged. I can't go out 2 nights in a row. Not fair to Ida and the baby. He discovered peek-a-boo the other day, by the way. I talked to Trish about my gelling political plans for the next 2 years. She's ok with everything. I'm doing one of 2 things. Either running for this seat in the H0use of Delegates or throwing everything into helping C. get elected governor and pursuing a political appointment in his administration. Namely, I want a seat on the Board of the state's Department of G@me and Inl@nd Fisheries. I think that I would do a damned good job in that post. I know way more about wildlife biology and ecology than most of the people who've been on that board in the past. I also actually hunt on public land. Most of the hunters who have been appointed to the board in the past have been millionaires who know what they are doing in the woods but they hunt exclusively on game preserves and large private estates. Not on the land actually managed by the Department for public use. I'm in a better position than they are to know how good a job the Department is doing at managing it's resources because I actually use them. I have enough political experience to understand how state agencies work and to be capable of advocating for my and C's positions on wildlife issues, building support among other Board members and getting ideas and reforms through the political process. I'm also a good choice to mediate between pro-hunting groups and animal rights groups. Generally I'm a good pick for political assignments where stereotypical liberal constituencies are pitted against stereotypical conservative constituencies. This is a job that I would be very good at. Oh, I got a hand job in the car yesterday while Trish was driving. That was different. It was while we were in my car, which is appropriately a stick shift. 4:06 p.m. - 2007-12-17 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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