cellini's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The moral of the story is: fuck clowns True story here. Many many years ago I was at an Orioles baseball game with my father and my brother. I was probably about 8 or 9 years old. There was this stupid fucking clown making the rounds in the stadium doing stupid clown shit. I fucking hate clowns. Anyway, he's going around being an annoying clown with a big plastic baseball bat. The clown is tapping people on the shoulder or the top of the head with the bat. This one dude is looking at the clown with a serious 'get the fuck away from me' look on his face. Clown taps him on the top of the head and starts to do some kind of pantomime. Dude stands up and punches the clown in the face, knocking him to the ground. There was an instant mixed reaction from the crowd in the immediate vicinity. Some people were like "what the hell did you hit the clown for?" Just as many people were cheering and applauding. So security shows up within minutes and there is some sort of brief discussion, following which the security guards ESCORTED THE CLOWN FROM THE STADIUM while the clown-puncher sat back down to finish his beer and watch the baseball game in peace. The moral of the story is: fuck clowns. And that sometimes there is justice in the world. 4:05 p.m. - 2008-01-15 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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