cellini's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Come Here The filming of the CBS thing is delayed until "after the super bowl." Why is everyone who works in TV such a fucking retard? Seriously, they are all fucking idiots. I say this with years of experience in dealing with them. But at this point I'm set on getting on the fucking road after I'm done filming a guest appearance on another show early next week. There's this python hunt going on for a few more weeks in Florida. I think I'm gonna go get in on that. I pitched an article about it to the WP. Even if they don't give me a yes, I think I'm gonna go down and do it anyway. I can find some magazine or another to buy an article about it. I'd like someone to come with me. Preferably someone soft and flexible. Odds are that I'll just be on my own again. So I bought a new (to me) car. Have I mentioned that yet? Holy fuck, what a game-changer. I can suddenly venture more than 15 miles from home. I had to be paranoid about my shitty old truck and is expired inspection sticker for months. No more. I just got a speaking gig booked for this summer. In front of about 3,500 people. I don't get paid until August, sadly. Then today I was asked to donate a day's work as a guide for a non-profit and I'm doing it. When I'm on the road I am more lonely than at any other time. I want a woman in the car with me. Someone to talk to. A woman at the end of the day. In bed. Someone to fuck. Someone to wrap myself around and fall asleep with. I want this on the road more than ever and I hardly ever seem to have it there. Supposedly I will know what is going on with this book for NG in a week or so. that should be good for at least $10k or more. The book they want, I can knock out in two months. I need a volunteer. Some nice woman who will come along with me on some very strange adventures. When I finish a long day of fighting pythons and writing articles for the W@shington P0st, what I want is a nice pretty woman to kiss and spank and fuck and make dinner for. Right now I have a bunch of fan mail, but its all from men. As usual. Fucking hell. I just want a literary woman to get in the car with me and come south. 12:10 a.m. - 2013-01-20 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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