cellini's Diaryland Diary

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2024-10-11 - and kiss her neck and whisper behind her ear that I love her
2024-10-04 - Trish is incapable of love.
2024-10-03 - How Trish became a TV slug
2024-09-29 - Now I run a Nightclub.
2024-09-28 - Trish has aspergers and I've been kidding myself
2024-09-10 - How things are
2024-09-02 - My wife is about to decide.
2024-08-27 - I want to have sex with her because I love her.
2024-08-25 - Fuck Tish, get her out of my life.
2024-08-15 - Trish might not be fully conscious.
2024-08-13 - False pretenses.
2024-08-12 - I think that she hates me.
2024-08-11 - Family drama and Trish still being an asshole.
2024-08-09 - Trish is probably here to take from me.
2024-08-07 - This is feeling very one-sided.
2024-08-06 - Fuck Sandy and Donna.
2024-08-02 - Trish fails almost on purpose.
2024-07-31 - Intent.
2024-07-29 - I love my wife more than a walrus.
2024-07-28 - I ask so little. And Trish finally delivered.
2024-07-27 - This is actually what it is like to be a man now.
2024-07-23 - Trish is an asshole who imagines that there are no consquences for her behavior.
2024-07-22 - There is a end in sight
2024-07-18 - This is so much heavy shit and I am so alone in it.
2024-07-17 - The only 47 year old woman in the US who does not understand that this is literally as good as it can possibly get.
2024-07-16 - What I want to say to Trish.
2024-07-15 - I love my wife more than life itself and I am incedibly grateful that I get to touh her and love her directly.
2024-07-13 - I love my wife so much that nothing else matters right now.
2024-07-11 - I'm ashamed of the things I've been put through, I'm ashamed of the person I am. Only I'm not.
2024-07-10 - I have a very big life and I love Trish but she has to shit or get off of the pot.
2024-07-09 - One of your possible pasts
2024-07-08 - I don't matter
2024-07-05 - I love her and it also hurts so much.
2024-07-02 - I am so fucking sick of women who cannot commit.
2024-06-19 - The woman who is home
2024-06-19 - The woman who is home
2024-06-14 - Trish is denying me physical contact
2024-06-13 - This was all so much easier when we were teenagers.
2024-06-08 - The Trish situation feels stalled.
2024-06-05 - My bookstore is doing ok and I am dating my wife
2024-06-04 - "There never was a girl born who ever grew older than 18 in her heart"
2024-06-03 - Another date
2024-06-01 - I kissed my wife.
2024-05-31 - Trish is in love with me again.
2024-05-05 - Who actually gives a shit that I show up somewhere and get teargassed and write the truth?
2024-03-05 - Dumb appointment with Ir@ Gl@ss
2024-02-13 - Lindsay is so good.
2024-02-05 - I would like kids to be on the table.
2024-01-13 - I'm on the radio, innit.
2024-01-07 - Since I bought the bookstore
2023-11-22 - I bought the bookstore and it is making my life better.
2023-11-12 - The Bookstore and Lindsay Not Being a Proper Girlfriend
2023-10-13 - Women leave
2023-10-11 - This feels like a lousy deal.
2023-10-09 - In which I have my suspicions about this real estate deal.
2023-09-30 - To Take Ownership of a Bookstore.
2023-09-21 - This fucking bookstore that I am trying to buy.
2023-09-09 - I am buying a bookstore.
2023-08-15 - Being published again is great.
2023-08-14 - The good Lindsay is hiding shit.
2023-07-28 - There is not a context within which for me to continue to exist.
2023-07-24 - This actually must not be normal and I should not accept this as OK anymore.
2023-07-17 - Possibly the dumbest hope that I have ever had.
2023-07-15 - Alex is in some shit again.
2023-07-13 - Yeah, I'm back with Alex and it was inexorable.
2023-07-09 - I don't even know what to hope for from Monday.
2023-07-03 - I am actually pretty fucking good at this.
2023-07-02 - I have failed to fall in love with Lindsay.
2023-06-30 - Fentanyl is Handy.
2023-06-27 - I don't know what Lindsay's deal actually is.
2023-06-26 - Why I will never see The Cure live again
2023-06-19 - What if I cut to the chase?
2023-06-15 - There's this bookstore.
2023-06-09 - The Good Lindsay.
2023-06-09 - My Good Deed for the day.
2023-06-08 - She doesn't have that dark, powerful energy.
2023-06-05 - The Women In My Life
2023-06-02 - Love The One You're With
2023-05-29 - I have a date and it isn't with Alex.
2023-05-28 - Almost like a real person.
2023-05-25 - Spliced and haltingly moving forward
2023-05-23 - SP1N is back on pretty much
2023-05-20 - She is a pedophile.
2023-05-20 - I am so close give me *something*.
2023-05-19 - I will never fail any other woman in a relationship so long as I will live.
2023-05-14 - I just realized that none of my new friends know that I am hetero.
2023-05-13 - You are as smart as you will ever be about women when you are 16 as you will ever be in your life
2023-05-11 - The Sunlight for the Child
2023-05-09 - Turns out that Mary is full of shit.
2023-05-06 - Just agree to pay me X fee to write Y article.
2023-04-25 - Big stories, little money; should I do the nasty thing?
2023-04-22 - Spinning up stuff with SP1N Magazine
2023-04-13 - Making perfect gumbo does not mean that I am not in a loop.
2023-04-12 - There are plenty of lawyers. There's only one of me.
2023-04-11 - The other Lindsay has come back.
2023-04-10 - This was doomed since I was 14.
2023-04-07 - I hate freelancing.
2023-03-31 - How about if I just go home to a nice lady and stay there?
2023-03-30 - Grappling with M1ke N0rton.
2023-03-29 - I will cut this book howsoever I must
2023-03-18 - Agents are biting.
2023-03-17 - I am now actually selling the new book.
2023-03-14 - Suddenly SP1N Magazine
2023-03-11 - Simon Winchester didn't do the bare minimum.
2023-03-11 - I will sell 100,000 copies of this book.
2023-03-02 - Alex is being an asshole.
2023-02-11 - This show, "you," is psychotic.
2023-02-10 - Holy crap, my book is pretty much done.
2022-12-20 - I more babies and I want to go home.
2022-12-02 - I have taken on a case
2022-12-01 - I will not cheat on Alex.
2022-11-26 - Entropy
2022-11-24 - WhatI am about to say to Alex and her bullshit
2022-11-22 - I don't have to read the messages right now
2022-11-21 - My Fifteen Year Old is the Best Friend I Would Go Anywhere With
2022-11-13 - I think I might have colon cancer
2022-10-22 - I just need a yes responding to my pitch update
2022-10-21 - Wait, no, TAL, I have a better one.
2022-10-20 - Green-lit with TAL, I'm going after it
2022-10-14 - The Book is Better than I Thought
2022-10-13 - Sex and Entertainment
2022-10-09 - Fuck, I love her so much.
2022-10-07 - Somehow both more complicated and less complicated
2022-09-30 - Alex is fully back in the picture
2022-09-19 - Please come into my life and offer somthing more.
2022-09-17 - I got too good at catching catfish.
2022-09-16 - And also the Rehab chick
2022-08-20 - OK, so where did I go wrong?
2022-08-07 - I would like to go home to one woman.
2022-04-03 - At least I got to fuck the hottest girl in high school
2022-04-03 - Dating a Lesbian
2022-03-22 - Alex, My Love, and Her Vagina
2022-03-05 - This might be a scam
2021-12-04 - Now quantum physics?
2021-07-26 - Sure, USA Today, I'm Your Guy
2021-07-24 - The D3ad R@bbits Never Existed
2021-07-17 - I just live in the world
2021-07-12 - Dear Christa
2021-07-09 - Overqualified
2021-07-04 - I hope it is cancer.
2021-06-27 - Hustling the Z0uave
2021-06-26 - Drunk me ain't gonna help
2021-06-24 - I don't know anyone who cares at all about anything that I do.
2021-06-18 - How to become un-hireable
2021-06-08 - Stuck on the Chapter
2021-05-30 - Norton Met with Cleveland at Least Twice
2021-05-27 - I want to believe that I am telling a story about the birth of America that nobody has told before.
2021-05-14 - Getting back
2021-05-03 - Newly single
2021-04-20 - I wish that I existed.
2021-04-14 - I had a career
2021-03-28 - Bart is Reading my Manuscript
2021-02-05 - Get shit ready
2021-02-05 - Again, I want to die.
2021-01-23 - That Ibiza Album
2021-01-20 - I found something that matters
2021-01-14 - The H0b0k3n Turt1e Club
2020-07-04 - My best moment as a human being
2020-05-05 - Can She Be That Fucking Stupid?
2020-04-10 - Beggars, choosing
2020-04-02 - Lockdown is going ok now.
2020-03-24 - Any port in a storm?
2020-03-22 - Emily? Christa? Here's what's up.
2020-03-21 - The big job offer
2020-02-25 - PLEASE JUST KILL ME ALREADY
2020-02-22 - Writing for Oxford isn't better than getting into bed with someone you love
2020-02-17 - I should die
2020-02-13 - Short version: just kill me
2020-02-10 - Thanks, Jiri.
2020-01-29 - A Burial Ground?
2020-01-28 - She lived in Buffalo and I don't remember her name
2020-01-28 - I don't matter.
2020-01-09 - All out of options. I have to go back to covering hell.
2020-01-07 - Back to the neo-nazi grind
2020-01-05 - My lids are heavy
2020-01-05 - I pitched our history of disaster to the NYT
2020-01-03 - I still love her.
2020-01-03 - Appealing our status as a shit magnet
2019-12-30 - Besides, I'm Already Waiting to Die
2019-12-28 - I want to die soon and finally I have a plan
2019-12-28 - The DOD policy comic book idea
2019-12-27 - T3ssa M@jors
2019-12-25 - Here's what happened
2019-12-25 - Last Fucking Week.
2019-12-24 - If the Film Sells and there's No Job
2019-12-21 - Close but not quite
2019-12-19 - Kill me
2019-12-19 - KILL ME.
2019-12-19 - The Way it Was
2019-12-19 - I love my wife more than anything else
2019-12-19 - PUT A BULLET THROUGH MY HEART AND KILL ME.
2019-12-16 - Pitching shit but whatever
2019-12-15 - It's us. Every time.
2019-12-14 - Fear is a Man's Best Friend
2019-12-14 - KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME
2019-12-14 - Very close to literally killing myself
2019-12-12 - I want to go home and I want to die
2019-12-12 - I WANT TO DIE
2019-12-10 - I want to be dead
2019-12-10 - I WANT TO DIE
2019-10-18 - PLEASE KILL ME
2019-09-28 - -
2019-09-19 - So I have a chance
2019-09-16 - The Love of My Life
2019-09-06 - Bart's Advice
2019-09-06 - The state of my work
2019-09-04 - Yes, I Can Make a Show About This
2019-09-03 - Fuck this chick, I want to go home
2019-09-03 - My Mainstream Media Career Shows Signs of Life
2019-08-27 - I can't fucking believe I'm applying for this job
2019-08-26 - I just want to go home
2019-08-23 - The Turtle Thing Paid Off at Work
2019-08-22 - Randomly researching the H0boken Turt1e C1ub
2019-08-14 - Why we with PTSD miss combat
2019-08-02 - Let's Talk Soon
2019-07-29 - Christa
2019-07-10 - Appliances or not appliances
2019-06-19 - So where the fuck do I sleep for my first two nights in NYC?
2019-06-16 - This stupid fuck who I accidentally dated
2019-04-03 - Under Siege
2019-03-13 - Actually I wanna go home
2019-02-11 - In which I finally become a proper human being again
2019-01-30 - I want to go home, and it's been deferred again.
2019-01-22 - New home coming, but fuck this.
2018-11-16 - Why am I a thing to sell tickets to?!?!
2018-11-16 - I am going to Berlin to speak
2018-10-07 - Our second date was a weekend trip to a seaside village and dozens of orgasms
2018-09-29 - Nobody would believe that I am real
2018-09-27 - Bareback anal sex in this post
2018-09-21 - I am Terrified of going to Gainesville
2018-09-01 - More than I would live on but I just need to start existing
2018-08-23 - I don't want to leave
2018-08-23 - Job offer
2018-08-17 - Flying to Florida & nailing catfish
2018-08-08 - I'm literally fucking a nun
2018-08-07 - I love her and I belong to her forever
2018-07-28 - I'm trying really, really hard to climb out
2018-07-28 - This is actually terrifying
2018-07-27 - A home and leaving
2018-07-26 - I think maybe I get to leave here in a few weeks for good
2018-07-25 - And catching catfish and finding out I'm overqualified EXCEPT
2018-07-24 - Job offer and move possibly looming
2018-07-22 - And please kill me
2018-07-20 - and how big does this fish have to be to feel like its almost company.
2018-07-06 - Closing in on the fentanyl deadline
2018-06-30 - Dream babies and then they were gone.
2018-05-27 - BLOW MY FUCKING BRAINS OUT
2018-05-21 - What do you even do with this?
2018-05-21 - Get me the fuck to Bangalore
2018-05-14 - In the Time of Chimpanzees I Was a Monkey
2018-05-12 - Remember Me, Remember Me
2018-05-08 - I regret everything
2018-05-05 - PLEASE KILL ME
2018-05-01 - Brave, active, and she can't be what I need
2018-05-01 - The Coffer Dam
2018-03-26 - Deadline
2018-03-20 - UTR 2.0 and fuck I want to go home
2018-03-10 - It's ok that she is this way, and I want to go home
2018-03-07 - Revolutionary politics are always dismal
2018-03-06 - And fuck this and fuck the work that I do and I just want to go home
2018-02-26 - That was a bad idea.
2018-02-25 - I fucked my first Asian woman and I miss my wife terribly and I'm broken
2018-02-20 - Her husband just left her
2018-02-19 - I'm not ok
2018-02-17 - I'm broken into horrible little pieces without her
2018-02-17 - Fuck existing. Fuck being here at all.
2018-02-08 - My stock is high and I would like to sell, please
2018-02-06 - Try to stop the killing, it follows me.
2018-02-06 - Heartbreak is forever
2018-01-29 - I am applying to be a Harvard Fellow
2018-01-22 - This is what I want
2018-01-21 - -
2018-01-16 - My Monologue, to Date, Before I Maybe Kill Myself
2018-01-06 - Dissecting the book advance issue
2018-01-04 - Ob@ma's Lit Agent Wants to Rep Me
2018-01-03 - I never regretted clearing an innocent man of murder more than tonight
2017-12-31 - Also, let's get married
2017-12-25 - Lauren opted out
2017-12-19 - And Cook Her Breakfast &shit
2017-12-17 - So much progress, and maybe a job offer
2017-12-14 - I got a real date with Lauren
2017-12-12 - Now I have to write this stupid book
2017-12-12 - Turns out I hate pot now
2017-12-12 - 13 hours of sleep and pot butter
2017-12-06 - 9 days without drinking and I look my best in years
2017-12-03 - Six days
2017-11-30 - Four days post-stroke without alcohol, no problem
2017-11-29 - Drilling down into this stroke thing
2017-11-28 - Today I had a Mini Stroke.
2017-11-27 - And Damn, but I could fly to Colorado
2017-11-26 - And long story short, seriously just kill me
2017-11-25 - Are we dating or play-dating?
2017-11-23 - And I might Get to Be a Human Being Again
2017-11-23 - With a surprise blowjob
2017-11-19 - PBS and fucking this married chick &shit
2017-11-14 - Fucking HBO? HBO!
2017-11-14 - The film is a hit and heartbreak is forever
2017-11-10 - I just went on a date with Laur3n Effing H0ffman
2017-11-06 - Oh shit, I'm going out with Lauren
2017-11-04 - Movie premier next week
2017-11-01 - PLEASE KILL ME.
2017-11-01 - I want to go home.
2017-10-21 - Natalie is being an asshole
2017-10-21 - Exactly where I'm at. Again.
2017-09-27 - Oh shit I'm producing a movie
2017-09-17 - I love her a lot
2017-09-06 - Oh fuck we're perfect for each other
2017-09-05 - And she feels like home
2017-09-02 - I want to stop being.
2017-03-19 - Asses, red and blue
2017-03-08 - In Which I Meet Kelly
2017-03-01 - My torrid Panamanian affair
2017-02-27 - I Got to Fuck an Australian Chick!
2017-02-16 - And here I am, a journalist and shit
2017-01-17 - My Grandson at My Grave
2017-01-16 - Off The Reservation
2017-01-07 - Sure, Jon Favr3au would work
2016-12-25 - Janet and how I loved her
2016-12-24 - Good Enough isn't Good Enough
2016-12-20 - The Caribbean but please come with me
2016-12-18 - I am needed elsewhere
2016-12-04 - A Map to Go Home
2016-11-30 - Levelling Up
2016-11-30 - Lecturing at the Smiths0nian
2016-11-21 - Heartbreak, forever
2014-01-11 - What the fuck
2013-12-30 - And to Kill the World's Largest Crocodile
2013-04-18 - And the Pieces of Yarn Too Short to Save and Too Beautiful to Throw Away
2013-04-18 - Tuesday
2013-04-18 - Nothing Left to Lose
2013-03-28 - Now its bigger
2013-03-27 - It Might be Cancer.
2013-03-20 - And Eat Shit And Die
2013-02-26 - The Next Book, etc
2013-02-19 - The Grind of Meager Fame
2013-01-20 - Come Here
2013-01-15 - CBS and pigs andshit
2013-01-07 - Get My Ass Down to FL
2013-01-06 - Hunter/Hunted
2012-12-26 - The TV Show and Another Book Offer &shit
2012-12-06 - Lurching Toward a TV Show
2012-11-08 - Back on the Schedule
2012-11-01 - The English Translation
2012-11-01 - Without Place
2012-10-23 - One Good Gun
2012-10-19 - A Little Farther and a League Up
2012-10-19 - I Should Probably Put Clothes on For That
2012-10-15 - FIlming a Pilot
2012-10-10 - I Just Want Time to Work
2012-10-08 - For a Day
2012-10-08 - I am Necessary
2012-10-07 - World's Hottest
2012-10-02 - No Rest For The Wicked
2012-10-01 - Blowing Up
2012-09-28 - Everything Hits the Fan and I am Famous
2012-09-25 - Lay Low and be Famous
2012-09-25 - The Pulsing Blade
2012-09-20 - In The Parade
2012-09-18 - ...And, buh-bye, publisher
2012-09-17 - Y@le
2012-09-16 - Still Alone
2012-09-15 - Famous Enough?
2012-09-11 - Escape Option
2012-09-06 - The Millionth Bio
2012-09-05 - Fame
2012-08-30 - NYC Interview Trip
2012-08-27 - T1me Magazine Interview
2012-08-24 - New Trip to NYC
2012-08-21 - Also I Signed Wth a Speakers Bureau
2012-08-15 - Looking back
2012-08-14 - Booty Call
2012-08-13 - Making Money Appear Fucking Fast
2012-08-02 - Also I have to pee
2012-08-01 - Bad Timing
2012-07-24 - Leaner, Tighter
2012-07-24 - -
2012-07-22 - A Pair of Welcome Messages
2012-07-20 - The Fucking Work
2012-07-16 - The Novel
2012-07-16 - Lift-Off
2012-07-13 - Sudden Career Shit
2012-07-12 - Gig at Slate
2012-07-02 - I Met a Fan
2012-06-28 - A Path to Survival Forms
2012-06-26 - A Feature Gig!
2012-06-24 - Need Weird Sex. Now.
2012-06-20 - Alone Again Or
2012-06-12 - And Fuck Us Really Hard
2012-05-30 - Seventeen Seconds
2012-05-30 - Her First Electric Guitar
2012-05-26 - Film Trailer
2012-05-25 - Also the tent door was open for the blowjob
2012-05-21 - Am@zon Two
2012-05-21 - Can't Go Back
2012-05-17 - 99 Problems
2012-05-17 - I Like Flowers
2012-05-16 - Inbetween Days
2012-05-10 - Guest Fucking Room
2012-05-09 - Hi, Give me a Truck and $100k
2012-05-08 - Drunk Entry
2012-05-02 - Occupation: Badass
2012-04-20 - Guess What?
2012-04-20 - Yet Another Production Company...
2012-04-20 - Awesome Speaking Gig
2012-04-12 - Off to NYC
2012-04-10 - Oops
2012-04-09 - NYC, DC, OBX
2012-04-08 - A Big Expedition
2012-04-04 - Title Victory
2012-03-27 - Mazagine
2012-03-17 - Can We Be Done Now?
2012-03-07 - -
2012-02-22 - Productive and Writing &Shit
2012-02-21 - If I haven't been around
2012-02-18 - Cold Turkey
2012-02-13 - Counting Blessings &shit
2012-02-12 - Stupid Agent...
2012-02-08 - Stuck
2012-02-06 - Bittersweet, Bittersweet.
2012-02-06 - And Tight Against Me in the Dark
2012-01-31 - Each and Every Day
2012-01-30 - More Speaking Gigs, At Last
2012-01-24 - A Big Sleepiness
2012-01-24 - Finished for Real?
2012-01-23 - Transmission
2012-01-23 - -
2012-01-22 - Seriously Fucked
2012-01-20 - -
2012-01-17 - Next Book, Please.
2012-01-16 - Moving On...
2012-01-14 - Broken
2012-01-13 - It was a Rotting Pit Bull.
2012-01-11 - Who My Friends Are
2012-01-03 - Live a Good Story
2012-01-02 - Back to Work
2011-12-31 - Yours Truly
2011-12-29 - And Led Zepplin &shit
2011-12-28 - Sierra Le0ne
2011-12-23 - I Got 99 Problems...
2011-12-22 - A Dangerous Game
2011-12-19 - Like Bleeding
2011-12-16 - Retarded TV Producers
2011-12-15 - Out of the Woodwork
2011-12-13 - Bidness as Usual
2011-12-12 - And Never Wake Up
2011-12-12 - Ducks in a Row
2011-12-12 - The Big Talk
2011-12-10 - I, Editor
2011-12-09 - Dealing with my hit
2011-12-09 - How soon is too soon?
2011-12-09 - Her Tenuous Life
2011-12-08 - Gross
2011-12-04 - My Editor is a Fucking Retard
2011-12-04 - A Rock, An Island
2011-12-03 - The Skin I'm In
2011-11-28 - The Story So Far
2011-11-26 - The Idol Business
2011-11-26 - It hurts...
2011-11-25 - Madly
2011-11-24 - The Last Normal Day
2011-11-22 - Work.
2011-11-21 - An Ending
2011-11-20 - Boiling Over
2011-11-16 - Get Me the Fuck Out of Texas
2011-11-01 - Morning
2011-11-01 - -
2011-10-31 - Fan Weekend
2011-10-27 - Needs Must Be Met
2011-10-26 - Crunch Time
2011-10-25 - Into the Fire
2011-10-24 - Possessed, Terrified
2011-10-24 - I apologize for cooking dinner and saying 'I love you'
2011-10-24 - Oh, What I Deserve
2011-10-23 - The Incorruptible Heart
2011-10-20 - Declaring Victory
2011-10-18 - Your Kind of Trouble
2011-10-18 - The Reporter Whom I Did Not Fuck
2011-10-17 - Loyalty
2011-10-16 - And Youtube Doesn't Buffer Properly Anymore
2011-10-16 - Baby Bear
2011-10-14 - A Delicate Gift
2011-10-13 - My Wife and My Girlfriend
2011-10-13 - Over Night
2011-10-10 - Yet another TV Show Offer
2011-10-10 - The Inoculated Heart
2011-10-10 - Waking Up to Helenah
2011-10-08 - Literally, My Life is a Movie
2011-10-08 - With the Woman I Love
2011-10-07 - It Was All Real
2011-10-06 - Photos
2011-10-06 - Dream Come True
2011-10-06 - Best Day Ever
2011-10-05 - I Have A Girlfriend
2011-10-05 - HOLY FUCKING SHIT
2011-10-04 - Pre-Visit Doubts
2011-10-03 - Four Straight Hours!
2011-10-02 - The Big Talk
2011-10-01 - A Dangerous Combination
2011-10-01 - What its like for her
2011-10-01 - What the Problem Is
2011-09-30 - The Idea They Don't Really Want
2011-09-30 - My Whole Life is Absurd
2011-09-30 - Stuffs and things
2011-09-29 - The Logistics
2011-09-29 - She is Brilliant
2011-09-29 - Our First Hunt
2011-09-29 - The Perfect Day
2011-09-28 - Mysterious
2011-09-27 - The Perfect Love Letter
2011-09-27 - She Completes Me
2011-09-27 - A Fine Line
2011-09-27 - What Makes Her Different
2011-09-26 - The Hand On My Chest
2011-09-26 - My Reward?
2011-09-26 - Her Eyes are Green
2011-09-25 - Oh Shit I'm In Love
2011-09-22 - The Broken Thing
2011-09-21 - I Will Not Read Her Email
2011-09-21 - I Saw My Swede Today
2011-09-21 - Where the Fuck is My MacArthur Genius Grant?
2011-09-20 - Anybody Who is Anybody has One
2011-09-16 - The Wrong Editor
2011-09-15 - An Important Deal
2011-09-15 - Isn't It Possible
2011-09-15 - I'm Not That Grizzly Man Dude
2011-09-14 - Eight
2011-09-14 - -
2011-09-14 - Ladies of Journalism
2011-09-13 - Someone to Look Forward To
2011-09-13 - Iceberg
2011-09-11 - God Save The Queen
2011-09-11 - There's No
2011-09-09 - Dog
2011-09-08 - Roughly, With One Hand
2011-09-08 - Down the River
2011-09-07 - A Girlfriend for Trish?
2011-09-07 - Hot Swedish Filmmaker is Coming!
2011-09-07 - Also I Made Root Beer
2011-09-05 - Its In My Blood
2011-09-04 - Rudeness = I Walk
2011-09-03 - Hot Swedish Filmmaker Wants to Make Me Her Thesis
2011-09-01 - I'm So Tired
2011-08-31 - Static
2011-08-31 - Why am I the one on brain detail?
2011-08-30 - Stretch
2011-08-28 - The Third Book?
2011-08-26 - Hotel
2011-08-25 - Mad Men Rifle
2011-08-24 - Roadside Dramas
2011-08-23 - A Distant Thrum
2011-08-21 - When it Breaks
2011-08-21 - Whining
2011-08-21 - Broken Bone
2011-08-19 - Obsessing over Amazon Rankings
2011-08-19 - Number 3!
2011-08-19 - Book Launch!
2011-08-16 - The Apocalypse Now of Hunting Books
2011-08-14 - The
2011-08-12 - Sex with the M0ther J0nes Chick
2011-08-11 - Raised by Wolves
2011-08-08 - Running Hard
2011-08-03 - The Fearful, The Ridiculous
2011-08-03 - Volunteers?
2011-08-02 - Weirdo Bodybuilders
2011-08-01 - Have to pee
2011-07-22 - Belonging
2011-07-17 - Mangoes
2011-07-14 - I Hope to Be the Man Begged For
2011-07-10 - -
2011-07-07 - Ir0n Chef
2011-07-06 - In Honor and Danger
2011-07-05 - Girlfriend
2011-07-01 - Nightmarish Poverty, Again
2011-07-01 - It hurts
2011-06-30 - Options
2011-06-28 - No Seriously What the Fuck
2011-06-28 - Spokesmodel or Something
2011-06-27 - T0day Show?
2011-06-27 - Always On My Mind
2011-06-27 - The Wages of War
2011-06-25 - And How?
2011-06-25 - Where Things Stand
2011-06-23 - Big in Canada
2011-06-22 - A Silver Parachute?
2011-06-22 - A Silver
2011-06-22 - Interviews &Shit
2011-06-20 - There's No Place Like Home
2011-06-17 - the part
2011-06-16 - a busy day
2011-06-15 - Getting Frequent Now
2011-06-13 - Big money?
2011-06-10 - Also I'm Running for Congress
2011-05-28 - Lawfully Wedded Pals
2011-05-28 - And Still Cold?
2011-05-24 - From the Cottage
2011-05-18 - Hitting the Road
2011-05-12 - Stupid Senate Thing
2011-05-05 - Only Romantic
2011-05-05 - A Short Term Task
2011-04-13 - Wrapping It Up
2011-04-12 - Speak of The Dead
2011-04-11 - Countdown
2011-04-11 - I'm Probably Just Going to Kill Myself.
2011-04-11 - I Just Want to Die
2011-04-08 - At Last
2011-04-05 - So Fucked
2011-04-05 - My Grandmother
2011-04-04 - Death By the Door
2011-03-31 - Trashing Goethe
2011-03-30 - E-Books &shit
2011-03-29 - Death, Hovering
2011-03-29 - No Sleep
2011-03-27 - Hope
2011-03-25 - Life and Limb, for Men's J0urnal
2011-03-22 - No Car, No Beer, No Chocolate
2011-03-19 - In Which I Literally Teeter on the Edge of Total Collapse
2011-03-17 - Book Festival
2011-03-16 - A Waffle House Rhapsody
2011-03-15 - Between a Rock and Another Rock
2011-03-14 - No Meaning
2011-03-14 - I'm On Nights
2011-03-12 - Inhuman
2011-03-12 - Book Deal #2
2011-03-11 - Bull Market
2011-03-10 - Also Simon & Schuster Thinks I'm Too Serious
2011-03-09 - Almost Finished With Existing
2011-03-09 - The Back-Up Plan
2011-03-08 - Fan Mail
2011-03-08 - Oh Shit
2011-03-07 - So Grow a Pair
2011-03-07 - Shitty Book Contract Offer
2011-03-03 - The Way Things Are
2011-03-03 - Chapter Whatever
2011-03-02 - Spring Thaw
2011-02-27 - Oh
2011-02-25 - Oh Fuck, No
2011-02-25 - Killing Time
2011-02-25 - Jordan is Great
2011-02-24 - The Jordan Situation
2011-02-24 - Bad Poetry
2011-02-23 - Why do I know this?
2011-02-21 - Now She Knows
2011-02-21 - An Unmarketable Skill
2011-02-20 - I get to have a girlfriend
2011-02-19 - Wife and Girlfriend
2011-02-18 - Taking Care of Business
2011-02-17 - A Date!
2011-02-17 - Tards
2011-02-17 - I Fired My Agent
2011-02-15 - Agent Switcheroo
2011-02-11 - An Immortality
2011-02-08 - Mixed News
2011-02-07 - All Sorts of Nice Things from the Road
2011-02-05 - Oh My Life
2011-02-05 - Please Assign Youself & Show Up
2011-02-03 - The Laziest Lit Agent in the World
2011-02-02 - 4 Day Countdown
2011-02-01 - Girlfriends
2011-02-01 - Sex and Tr@vel
2011-01-30 - And Raccoon Teeth And She Would Understand
2011-01-30 - Fueled By Sex
2011-01-29 - She Totalled Another Car
2011-01-25 - How do they do this?
2011-01-25 - Bastards
2011-01-24 - A Book Idea, Derailed
2011-01-20 - -
2011-01-20 - Cammy is Really Hot
2011-01-19 - An Invitation
2011-01-18 - I Had to Pee
2011-01-18 - The Point
2011-01-17 - And M0ther J0nes and stuff
2011-01-15 - River
2011-01-13 - Weird fuckers
2011-01-12 - Year End Survey
2011-01-12 - Lazy Shitty Agent
2011-01-12 - Crazy, Crazy Stuff
2011-01-12 - Strange Creative Endeavors
2011-01-12 - Also Penetration
2011-01-11 - Awesome Idea
2011-01-10 - And Today
2011-01-10 - Finished for Reals
2011-01-09 - 2 new opportunities
2011-01-09 - At the Party
2011-01-08 - Pet Savage
2011-01-07 - Leverage
2011-01-07 - Hot
2011-01-07 - It is Done
2011-01-07 - I Am First Prize?
2011-01-07 - More on Making a Living Wr1ting
2011-01-06 - Planning the Year
2011-01-06 - Making Hay
2011-01-05 - Alone Again Or
2011-01-05 - A Movement?
2011-01-05 - Publishing is Retarded
2011-01-05 - Exploding
2011-01-05 - Looking Down the Mountain
2011-01-04 - Spaz
2011-01-03 - The Accord
2011-01-02 - This right here isn't helping
2011-01-02 - Fixing It
2011-01-02 - Like Watching Someone Die
2011-01-01 - Now What?
2011-01-01 - Obsessing
2011-01-01 - Sick
2011-01-01 - She Came Out of the Closet
2010-12-28 - New Project
2010-12-27 - The Slug
2010-12-22 - Home Again
2010-12-12 - Out of Time
2010-12-10 - Just a Woman
2010-12-10 - Facing charging bears and having to pee &shit
2010-12-08 - In a Foreign Land
2010-12-05 - I Am A Workaholic
2010-12-03 - The Fool
2010-12-03 - Home
2010-12-02 - BBC?
2010-12-02 - Successing
2010-12-01 - Success & Victory & Glory &Shit
2010-12-01 - Working Frustrations
2010-11-28 - A whole history suddenly asserts its self
2010-11-28 - Checking In
2010-11-27 - The Plan Gels
2010-11-25 - The Start of Theory of Everything
2010-11-23 - Stuffs
2010-11-23 - Stuffs
2010-11-22 - Success
2010-11-20 - Dear You
2010-11-18 - Overwhelmed
2010-11-17 - Tickets Booked!
2010-11-16 - How About a Woman?
2010-11-16 - Also, I Kill.
2010-11-15 - Man-Crushes Are Icky
2010-11-13 - We Did It!
2010-11-12 - The Bass that Ate Miami
2010-11-12 - The Cusp, Still
2010-11-11 - Established
2010-11-11 - Bad Idea of the Day
2010-11-11 - Free-lancing
2010-11-11 - Wabbits?
2010-11-10 - A Place in the Canon
2010-11-10 - Stuck
2010-11-08 - Sick
2010-11-08 - Plan B, Further Developed
2010-11-07 - Inadvertant Hunting Guide
2010-11-07 - A Little Self-Googling Helps
2010-11-06 - I Don't Stand a Chance
2010-11-05 - Snails, ho!
2010-11-04 - The Point is that I want a Fucking Nobel Peace Prize
2010-11-03 - Mister Mom &Shit
2010-11-02 - Snail Identification!
2010-11-02 - Snails!
2010-11-02 - Washing0n P0st Interview!
2010-10-31 - Halloween Parade
2010-10-31 - Halloween Parade
2010-10-29 - Running Myself Ragged
2010-10-24 - No Rest fot the Wicked
2010-10-22 - Blowout
2010-10-20 - And the Groupies are Where?
2010-10-20 - Bahamas, Ho!
2010-10-20 - Need geese.
2010-10-19 - Behind Each Great Fortune is a Crime
2010-10-18 - A perfect red crown on the linoleum floor
2010-10-18 - 5 year goal
2010-10-17 - Who are these random people?
2010-10-16 - The Shorn Cunt of Heartbreak
2010-10-15 - Bang to Rights it Seems Tonight
2010-10-15 - Bang to Rights
2010-10-15 - Prince Humperdinck Has Nothing On This
2010-10-15 - Aced the interview
2010-10-14 - Bahamas by Land & Sea
2010-10-13 - I'm Just a Fucking Spaz
2010-10-13 - The Formula
2010-10-13 - NYC Pulls Through For Me, Again
2010-10-13 - Hell yeah!
2010-10-13 - NYT, NYT, Please NYT
2010-10-13 - Some Stuff about Fucking
2010-10-12 - Fish in a Barrel
2010-10-11 - Gonna go build some stuff in the woods
2010-10-10 - An '-Ism' is for the civilized. Which I am not.
2010-10-10 - I Built A Bridge
2010-10-10 - Theater or Something
2010-10-09 - Overthinking It
2010-10-08 - Banging Shit Out!
2010-10-07 - Inhabiting my Profession
2010-10-06 - Oh Dear.
2010-10-06 - Being Cellini
2010-10-01 - So Close
2010-09-29 - The Drudgery of Being a Writer
2010-09-28 - A Day In the Life
2010-09-27 - Photo Shoot, Etc.
2010-09-26 - Hey look, the internet!
2010-09-26 - I Cannot Stop Moving
2010-09-21 - The Surf Like Thunder
2010-09-21 - The Point is, I'm Horny & Lonely
2010-09-21 - Mission Accomplished
2010-09-19 - We Are All Good Fellows
2010-09-18 - Holy shit!
2010-09-13 - I am in Savannah
2010-09-12 - This is insane
2010-09-12 - Expedition's Eve
2010-09-11 - Escape
2010-09-09 - This is my job?!?!?!
2010-09-03 - Finally Transitioning
2010-09-02 - Fevered and Wracked with Pain
2010-08-31 - Counting Down the Minutes
2010-08-31 - Counting Down the Minutes
2010-08-30 - Yet again, good thing I had a pistol
2010-08-30 - One More Day
2010-08-23 - DJing
2010-08-24 - Meatball Sub of My Dreams
2010-08-25 - Deleting Everything
2010-08-29 - Clenched Grinning
2010-08-30 - Clenched Grinning
2010-08-22 - This, My Life
2010-08-20 - In Hope of Weird Sex
2010-08-19 - Oh You Old Thing
2010-08-18 - Do Not Fuck This Up
2010-08-18 - Treatment is Done
2010-08-17 - A Pilot?
2010-08-17 - Geese and Stuff
2010-08-13 - Screw You Guys: Home.
2010-08-12 - Switcheroo
2010-08-10 - My TV Contract Came!
2010-08-09 - More Travel
2010-08-06 - Stupid Wedding
2010-08-03 - Dammit
2010-08-03 - A Day for Plato
2010-08-03 - My Own September
2010-08-03 - My TV Stuff, Etc.
2010-08-03 - Manuscript, Finished!
2010-07-31 - A Professional
2010-07-30 - FUCK THAT - I'M FREE!
2010-07-29 - My Own DVD Series?
2010-07-28 - \"Make up Your Mind...\"
2010-07-26 - Collapsing
2010-07-26 - And maybe I'm going clean out a closet
2010-07-23 - I Still Miss Someone
2010-07-23 - Why, Hello America!
2010-07-23 - More TV Bullshit
2010-07-20 - Why do I have to title these?
2010-07-18 - Avocado
2010-07-16 - I'm not sure I'd even say 'you're welcome' now
2010-07-16 - The Steady Boil of Shit Happening
2010-07-16 - Brought in as a Closer?
2010-07-13 - The Point of No Return
2010-07-13 - Nuts and Bolts
2010-07-12 - Plans Progress
2010-07-10 - The Lovliness of Plans
2010-07-08 - I'm Leaving My Day Job
2010-07-07 - A Way Out?
2010-07-07 - Get Real Paid
2010-07-06 - 4th of July
2010-07-04 - Never Enough
2010-06-30 - Floating Office
2010-06-29 - Why does it have to be this way?
2010-06-29 - I'm On It.
2010-06-27 - Bad Bromance
2010-06-22 - Enough
2010-06-22 - And the Dead Keep It
2010-06-22 - The Funeral
2010-06-20 - I Have Taken Sick
2010-06-18 - Death
2010-06-17 - A Death in the Family
2010-06-17 - Endgame
2010-06-17 - You'd Say, I'm Putting You On...
2010-06-14 - By the way, I eat squirrels.
2010-06-11 - Radio Free Me
2010-06-10 - On the Air
2010-06-09 - It is ok for you to give me a blowjob
2010-06-09 - It is ok for you to give me a blowjob
2010-06-08 - Desperate and Hungry
2010-06-08 - Show me the money
2010-06-08 - Thanks for that
2010-06-08 - Come on, people
2010-06-02 - Summer C@mp for Adults
2010-06-02 - Memorial Day Weekend Recap
2010-05-27 - Looking Up
2010-05-27 - Feh
2010-05-25 - More TV Projects, Moer Radio: Also the car and washer are fucked.
2010-05-24 - Oh Please A Woman
2010-05-24 - Around and Around
2010-05-22 - Doing a Something
2010-05-17 - 14th Street Station
2010-05-15 - Also I'm Horny
2010-05-12 - Teachin' Shit
2010-05-12 - A Success
2010-05-06 - Career Opportunities
2010-05-03 - Bluegill
2010-05-03 - Exactly Right
2010-04-30 - Nicki
2010-04-30 - Mary is Wonderful
2010-04-30 - A Restless, Nervous Wreck
2010-04-29 - No Press Kit
2010-04-28 - I Plagerized Milne. Sorry.
2010-04-27 - I Don't Ever Want to Die
2010-04-26 - Free things are more expensive
2010-04-26 - Changes
2010-04-24 - So I Think I'm Going to Have a TV Show
2010-04-22 - Travel
2010-04-21 - Hey, I fucking won this morning
2010-04-21 - Countdown to Discovery
2010-04-20 - Prematurely Gray Chicks are Hot
2010-04-20 - Duct Tape Bandage
2010-04-20 - Spank
2010-04-20 - Bidness Trip
2010-04-19 - Girls Sent Me Letters
2010-04-19 - So it Comes Back to Wife-Swapping
2010-04-19 - Carpentry Geekery
2010-04-16 - A Complication , Now an Advantage
2010-04-16 - Like Thanksgiving in April
2010-04-16 - Like Thanksgiving in April
2010-04-15 - Dude Went Nuts on Me
2010-04-15 - Am I Getting a TV Show?!?!
2010-04-13 - Wait - This is Success
2010-04-11 - The End?
2010-04-10 - She is Gone
2010-04-09 - A Total 180
2010-04-08 - My Cock
2010-04-08 - Nightmare
2010-04-08 - War
2010-04-08 - War
2010-04-06 - My Child is in the ER and Its Trish's Fault
2010-04-06 - Gulfstream
2010-04-05 - On Wuv
2010-04-05 - The Missing Piece of my Novel
2010-04-04 - Head Over Heels
2010-03-31 - Saved
2010-03-29 - Bite Size Pieces
2010-03-29 - I Want to Give Up
2010-03-25 - Abject Poverty
2010-03-25 - A Sudden About-Face
2010-03-23 - I Am Drowning & My World is Falling Apart
2010-03-23 - The Line in the Sand
2010-03-22 - Pissing on My Parade
2010-03-20 - SUCCESS!
2010-03-19 - Fumes
2010-03-16 - Death or Glory
2010-03-16 - A Victory
2010-03-10 - This is What Success Looks Like
2010-03-09 - Paydirt!
2010-03-08 - Fish Poaching Plan
2010-03-08 - Make or Break
2010-03-08 - Make or Break
2010-03-05 - My Real Art
2010-03-05 - Big in Japan
2010-03-04 - My Agent is Awesome
2010-03-02 - March Momentum
2010-02-26 - Do or Die
2010-02-24 - Spinning My Wheels?
2010-02-22 - Awesome Show Great Job!
2010-02-19 - Changes
2010-02-18 - I Love My New Book
2010-02-17 - Driving to DC at 3 am
2010-02-11 - I'm Done Putting Up With Her Shit
2010-02-02 - Got an Agent!
2010-02-11 - San Juan
2010-02-06 - Success, and The Sadness of Things
2010-01-21 - I Stabbed Myself in the Leg
2010-01-13 - The Agent Loves My Book!
2010-01-06 - The Plan Now Grows to a National Scope
2010-01-05 - An Odd Sort of Success
2010-01-04 - The Plan Marches On
2009-12-22 - Snow is Stupid
2009-12-17 - Almost There
2009-12-10 - ODing on Deer
2009-12-01 - More TV stuff keeps coming
2009-12-01 - Holy Shit My Whole Plan is Working
2009-11-23 - So Close, So Far
2009-11-17 - Progress
2009-11-16 - I am Now Officially a Professional
2009-11-15 - Alice Makes Me Look Really Good
2009-11-12 - Going Where the Money Is
2009-11-09 - Ready for Prime Time
2009-11-09 - Holy crap, I pulled it off!
2009-11-05 - Also sending a photographer?!?!
2009-11-03 - Pulling It Off
2009-11-02 - All In It
2009-11-02 - All In It
2009-10-27 - The World Keeps Beating a Path to My Door
2009-10-26 - Famine Season
2009-10-22 - My trip anywhere in the world
2009-10-16 - My Prospects
2009-10-16 - The Good and the Bad
2009-10-16 - The Good and the Bad
2009-10-08 - Oh shit the Times is doing a story on me
2009-10-07 - This Fog of Pain and Isolation
2009-10-05 - My Totally Awesome Field Trip
2009-10-05 - My Totally Awesome Field Trip
2009-10-02 - Whom I Would Like As Students
2009-09-28 - Dammit
2009-09-28 - Surgery is done
2009-09-21 - Murder
2009-09-08 - Vaporizing every fruit she sees
2009-09-06 - 48 Hours til Munich
2009-09-04 - So I Rode in an Ambulance to the ER This Morning
2009-09-03 - Urge to write inane, retarded things
2009-09-03 - Wanna go sleep
2009-09-02 - A new way of things
2009-08-27 - Pain Pain Pain
2009-08-26 - Sardines
2009-08-25 - 17,500 Words Into the Book
2009-08-24 - Horrible horrible pain
2009-08-24 - My Trip to Munich is Now Tax Deductible
2009-08-20 - Nothing Like Insomnia for Business Innovation
2009-08-19 - Simon is Unwell
2009-08-18 - And Stirling Engines and Stuff
2009-08-12 - Maybe She Just Wants to Fuck
2009-08-10 - Also there was anal sex
2009-08-08 - Drunk and shit
2009-08-05 - The Work Progresses
2009-08-04 - Discreditable Self-Pity
2009-08-03 - The Return of Squeak
2009-07-29 - I'm getting surgery, also some group sex stuff
2009-07-27 - On and on, through pain, through drama class
2009-07-27 - I Give Up. I'll Have the Surgery.
2009-07-24 - Birthdays and Such
2009-07-23 - Private, free, one-on-one.
2009-07-20 - Depraved sex
2009-07-20 - In for a Penny, In for a Pound.
2009-07-17 - But you fuck one sheep...
2009-07-17 - Another Wonderpets Moment
2009-07-17 - My stupid fucking tendons in my stupid fucking elbows
2009-07-13 - The Tyranny of Successful Fishing
2009-07-13 - A Ghost in His Own House
2009-07-10 - I will write the novel in Munich.
2009-07-09 - Revelations
2009-07-06 - 4th of July Shotgunning
2009-07-01 - Good bye, mummy turtle.
2009-07-01 - Ida is Becoming a Crack Shot
2009-07-01 - Ida is Becoming a Crack Shot
2009-06-30 - I am in such pain today
2009-06-30 - The Deer that Showed Up
2009-06-29 - \"Now the toad will have 2 hearts\"
2009-06-22 - I was thinking about tiger lilies yesterday
2009-06-19 - Its all really about death or something
2009-06-17 - I Think Cynthia Lies
2009-06-07 - It starts out about mead but this is really about the butterfly
2009-05-27 - I Hate Cynthia and I Want to Fire Her
2009-05-27 - I Booked a Ticket to Munich!
2009-05-26 - And all the women are strong
2009-05-19 - Paris and What Now?
2009-05-18 - In Munich
2009-05-04 - 3 Days to Munich
2009-04-22 - In Which I am Happy and Successful
2009-04-20 - Educating Ida
2009-04-15 - I Have What I Wanted
2009-04-06 - My Passport Came!
2009-03-23 - The Elmo Balloon
2009-03-20 - Fortune Smiles
2009-03-16 - Rum
2009-03-11 - Guy de Maupessant
2009-02-20 - I'm Writing A Book And It's Awesome
2009-02-09 - Lets Just Skip to the Carpentry
2009-02-05 - A Taste of Spring Fever
2009-02-03 - Ignoramuses
2009-01-28 - Mouse Trap
2009-01-17 - Duty, Discipline and My Cock
2009-01-07 - The Appeal of Joy Division
2008-12-29 - Gluttony or Waste?
2008-12-29 - Digesting the Christmas Bolus
2008-12-22 - Thank You for My Problems
2008-12-18 - Condoms Suck.
2008-12-17 - Our Organized Perversion
2008-12-15 - Death is Horrifying and I Don't Understand It
2008-12-10 - And I Came On Her Face
2008-12-09 - Nope, I can't wait even a few days.
2008-12-09 - How It's Gonna Be
2008-12-08 - The Cause of my Displeasure
2008-12-04 - A Year of Mercy
2008-12-04 - On Life
2008-12-03 - A Victorian Sensibility
2008-12-02 - A New Work
2008-11-17 - The Tawdry, Melancholy Nature of Killing
2008-11-13 - How I Do Look Forward to Berlin in 1902
2008-11-12 - Slow Food
2008-11-10 - Double Penetration
2008-10-28 - To Much Shit Going On
2008-10-23 - They Made a TV Show About Me
2008-10-20 - A Watch in the Desert
2008-10-10 - The Mass is Ended, Go in Peace
2008-10-07 - The stupidest thing she's said today
2008-10-06 - Ortolan
2008-09-29 - The Double Kill
2008-09-22 - The Crawlspace is Scary
2008-09-10 - A Ham Hock In Your Corn Flakes
2008-09-04 - A Hurricane is Coming
2008-09-02 - It Looked Like a Nice Little Fox
2008-08-28 - The Rain Is Good
2008-08-27 - Dried-In
2008-08-26 - 'Control' and What a Bitch.
2008-08-14 - I Thank The Wall Street Journal
2008-08-13 - Dog; Black and Magical
2008-08-05 - If I'm ever going to do any porn, this is the time
2008-07-31 - Everything's Coming Up Milhouse!
2008-07-28 - And on Sunday I cleaned out my closet. It looks great.
2008-07-28 - Cancer
2008-07-25 - Something Retarded to do with a Lawnmower Engine
2008-07-21 - Have you ever heard two turtle doves
2008-07-17 - I'm on Vicodin
2008-07-16 - I am in such horrible pain today
2008-07-14 - Ahhhhh. A new mauser. Much better.
2008-07-09 - Diaryland is Wiping out my Entries
2008-06-04 - My First Tools
2008-06-04 - Everything is Ok
2008-06-04 - I Need a Root Canal
2008-06-03 - Birds
2008-06-02 - Fwd: A Functioning Workshop
2008-06-02 - My Barbecue Recipe
2008-05-30 - A Froe!
2008-05-30 - Bang To Rights
2008-05-29 - I So Sneaky
2008-05-28 - It is Good to Know a Blacksmith
2008-05-27 - Also I Made Barbeque!
2008-05-23 - Fauna of my House
2008-05-22 - Borderline Retarded
2008-05-22 - In Need
2008-05-21 - All of One Breed
2008-05-19 - Reality Check
2008-05-19 - Building Outriggers is Fun
2008-05-15 - What a Pointless Meeting
2008-05-14 - One Seriously Charming Motherfuckin' Pig
2008-05-14 - The Homestretch
2008-05-12 - A Piece of Copper Pipe Would Be a Good Railing
2008-05-12 - I Want My Weekends, Please
2008-05-09 - MY WV Trip
2008-05-01 - The Paint Inspiration
2008-05-01 - Getting All Design-y
2008-04-30 - When a Vacation is not a Vacation
2008-04-30 - A Happy Ending
2008-04-29 - A Pitcher of Sangria
2008-04-29 - You Couldn't Do This In Most Places
2008-04-25 - The Bad Mother
2008-04-24 - The Lifeboat
2008-04-24 - The Roof is Finally Taking Shape
2008-04-23 - Ridge Boards and the Golden Bough
2008-04-22 - The End of the Venison
2008-04-21 - Ida Goes Camping
2008-04-21 - The Ridge Board is Built
2008-04-18 - Floor Plans Suck
2008-04-18 - Not Bad for a 4 Year Old
2008-04-17 - On Pope Benedict
2008-04-17 - A Brilliant Bit of Art
2008-04-16 - The Remarkable Power of an Excellent Memo
2008-04-16 - Forgiving of the Wine Drinkers
2008-04-16 - 'I Have It'
2008-04-15 - Eureka!
2008-04-15 - Also, Fuck the Prius.
2008-04-15 - Keeping the Momentum
2008-04-14 - Weird Sex
2008-04-14 - Stalled Out at the Ridge Board
2008-04-11 - Another Poor Little Beagle Puppy
2008-04-11 - Back in Shape
2008-04-10 - The Hotness Factor Increases
2008-04-09 - I'm on the Slate
2008-04-08 - Race
2008-04-08 - So Close to Starting the Roof
2008-04-07 - Fuck Death.
2008-04-07 - Building and Not Building
2008-04-05 - Winning, Regardless. And Where Ever is Erin?
2008-04-04 - Flickr Photo Prompts
2008-04-03 - Pounding Things and Reading Hemingway
2008-04-02 - I'm so Brilliant I'm Horny
2008-04-01 - I Think I'm Going to Wrestle Trish Tonight
2008-04-01 - Need Sex. Now.
2008-04-01 - Food is Wonderful
2008-03-31 - A Very Involved Recipe
2008-03-28 - Joining Up Would Be Fun
2008-03-28 - It is Very Spring
2008-03-27 - I Win!
2008-03-26 - Bothersome Arms
2008-03-25 - It Came!
2008-03-25 - Building Solo
2008-03-25 - Lions
2008-03-24 - Too Savage for Literary Analysis
2008-03-24 - The Nirvana of Labor
2008-03-24 - The Walls are Going Up!
2008-03-21 - On Camera, at Her Request
2008-03-21 - Aping Lovecraft
2008-03-21 - The Mountains Shall Drop Sweet Wine and the Hills Shall Melt
2008-03-20 - On Smoking Cigarettes
2008-03-20 - Vivaldi Day
2008-03-19 - Easter Beagle
2008-03-18 - Tuition
2008-03-17 - Obnoxious Parents
2008-03-17 - 15 years? Is that really Possible?
2008-03-17 - So Very Sore
2008-03-14 - Free Beer, DSL, Porn.
2008-03-14 - Construction Wanking
2008-03-13 - Foundation Chicanery
2008-03-12 - My Overall Performance
2008-03-12 - A Lesson Learned
2008-03-11 - Mental Variations on Rhapsody in Blue
2008-03-11 - The Boldest Daffodils
2008-03-07 - THE WOOD IS COMING
2008-03-06 - Spring has Sprung
2008-03-05 - The Mauser Moves Forward
2008-03-04 - London, 1982.
2008-03-04 - Munich
2008-03-03 - The Loveliness of Spring
2008-02-28 - Lumber
2008-02-28 - Bank Error In Your Favor; Collect Forty Dollars
2008-02-27 - The First Day of My Spring
2008-02-25 - Annapolis/Hippopotamus
2008-02-25 - I Swear to You that 'Cwm' Is a Real Word
2008-02-22 - Faith in the Rabble
2008-02-20 - A February of Literature
2008-02-19 - Spring Construction Musings
2008-02-19 - A Day of Laboring Followed by a Cooked Pheasant
2008-02-18 - Stupid Comments Problem
2008-02-16 - Lust Versus Want
2008-02-15 - An Alice-Proof Fence
2008-02-14 - And my Boots and There's a Party and Stuff
2008-02-14 - Fwd: The Women of Pee-Wee's Playhouse
2008-02-14 - On Penitent Eating
2008-02-13 - 3 Words: Forest Animal Hoe-Down.
2008-02-12 - No More Proxy Service. Feh.
January 30th, 2008 - I'm Driving to New York and Stuff
- My Strangely Exceptional Assortment of Friends
January 24, 2008 - A Landscape of Death and a Pint Glass in Hand
January 22, 2008 - In the foul rag and bone shop of the heart.
January 22, 2008 - A bit of a ramble about the Tsavo lions
- Inseminator
- On Miracles
January 21, 2008 - It is Good to Know a Blacksmith
January 18, 2008 - Building My Wife's Deer Rifle
2008-01-15 - The moral of the story is: fuck clowns
2008-01-15 - Not Enough Clouds
2008-01-11 - Just not with fucking Gandalf or whatever
2008-01-07 - The Chase
2008-01-03 - Supernova
2007-12-31 - -
2007-12-21 - Not the Entry I'd Intended
2007-12-20 - Ida at Present
2007-12-20 - The Lovliest Smell in the World
2007-12-19 - Year-End Review
2007-12-18 - Beer
2007-12-17 - Fondle
2007-12-14 - Lovely News
2007-12-13 - This Here Phizzog
2007-12-12 - Reason and Violence
2007-12-11 - I Wrote a Children's Book
2007-12-07 - All is Well
2007-12-05 - My hotness and a 30 year old knife and beer and food and stuff
2007-12-03 - Recovery
2007-11-30 - Dreamscape
2007-11-28 - Dinosaurs!
2007-11-27 - You have not plugged in ze device properly. Go! Go! Go away!
2007-11-26 - My Lovely Thanksgiving Weekend
2007-11-21 - Been there, Done that
2007-11-21 - The Elk Hunt
2007-11-14 - 48 Hours to go
2007-11-14 - Mmmm. Venison Jerky
2007-11-12 - Jerky and so on.
2007-11-12 - Doe, a Deer, a Feast of Deer
2007-11-09 - The Friday Update
2007-11-06 - I Was Magnificent!
2007-11-02 - On the JFK Assassination
2007-11-02 - Anything but Actual Work
2007-11-02 - The Recipe
2007-10-31 - My Mysterious Benefactor
2007-10-31 - I Want to Fuck This Chick So Bad It Hurts
2007-10-30 - Woe is Me
2007-10-26 - The point is, I want a beer.
2007-10-22 - A Spine for a Spine (Magic Works)
2007-10-20 - Meat, Meat, Meat
2007-10-20 - Faith
2007-10-20 - Butchering is really, really hard work.
2007-10-19 - Wonderful, Wonderful News.
2007-10-19 - Plans
2007-10-18 - Karl Marx Was Wrong
2007-10-18 - Sussing Out the Book
2007-10-17 - GPS & Book Stuff
2007-10-17 - New Car
2007-10-16 - Maintaining
2007-10-16 - And I Feel Better Already
2007-10-12 - The Big Magic Emerges
2007-10-12 - He's Coming Home Today.
2007-10-11 - I get to visit Simon today!
2007-10-10 - Rather Good News
2007-10-09 - Oh no. It is his neck.
2007-10-09 - Africa
2007-10-09 - Better Living Through Predation
2007-10-09 - Good News
2007-10-09 - Wobblers Disease
2007-10-09 - He Wants to Live
2007-10-08 - And More Lyme Disease
2007-10-07 - Lyme Disease
2007-10-05 - On Showers
2007-10-04 - Simon is Sick
2007-10-03 - October and November will Be Crazy
2007-10-02 - Wanking about Books
2007-10-02 - Big Magic
2007-10-01 - We're Ready
2007-09-28 - Chuck E. Cheese Ball Pit
2007-09-26 - Seven Hundreds
2007-09-25 - Autumn on Her Face
2007-09-24 - The Greatest Beer Ever Lost
2007-09-21 - Desperately Needed That in There Right Away
2007-09-20 - Dammit dammit dammit
2007-09-20 - Stupid Bank Shit.
2007-09-20 - Trickster Time
2007-09-19 - The Shore of Her Face
2007-09-18 - House Addition
2007-09-17 - CL ad for anal sex and a lost entry
2007-09-14 - -
2007-09-14 - I'm Hungry
2007-09-12 - Being Realistic
2007-09-11 - Where's Your Pulitzer, You Arrogant Little Prick?
2007-09-10 - A Personal History of Accidental Shamanism
2007-09-07 - Anal Sex Film Festival
2007-09-06 - Educating Ida
2007-09-05 - Reluctance, Shame & Imperfection Can be Kinda Hot
2007-09-05 - This Happened to my Sister-In-Law with Handbags.
2007-09-04 - A Successful Expedition.
2007-08-31 - No Punchline
2007-08-30 - I've Never Beat Off Over a Clove Hitch
2007-08-29 - Crack Bird Singin' on the Isle of Wight
2007-08-28 - Oh, also crack.
2007-08-27 - Fuck Contact Lenses
2007-08-27 - Having No Electricity Sucks
2007-08-25 - Greco-Roman Fucking
2007-08-24 - I Want Victory (also sex)
2007-08-24 - Bidness Trip
2007-08-22 - Bad Writing is Very Depressing
2007-08-22 - Peak Female Hotness
2007-08-22 - August
2007-08-21 - Squirrel: It's What's for Supper
2007-08-20 - Squaring Things Away for the Trip
2007-08-17 - I Hate Apple
2007-08-17 - This Entry is Kind of All Over the Place
2007-08-15 - My Incredibly Awesome Business Idea
2007-08-14 - My Concealed Weapon Permit is Here!
2007-08-14 - Mostly Good News All Around
2007-08-13 - An Outline of Me
2007-08-13 - Blah Blah My Weekend
2007-08-13 - I Have to Eat 9 More Peaches
2007-08-12 - Why 'Cellini'
2007-08-12 - By Way of Explanation